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Mark Hughes Lines Up Two New Signings: Hubris And Nemesis
Nope - not two outlandishly-named and expensive Brazilians - but a swipe at the increasingly cocksure pronouncements of that bloke we used to think was still alright when he was Blackburn manager, present City incumbent, Mark Hughes. Read more »
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Mark Hughes Lines Up Two New Signings: Hubris And NemesisNope - not two outlandishly-named and expensive Brazilians - but a swipe at the increasingly cocksure pronouncements of that bloke we used to think was still alright when he was Blackburn manager, present City incumbent, Mark Hughes. Read More →
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Ronaldo Says Sorry…Again (and Again and Again…)If, like us, you spent the summer growling and frothing at the mouth every time another Ronaldo-wants-off story appeared (which was about once every five minutes) - you vowed to never forgive the Portuguese ingrate’s behaviour and felt a curious mixture of regret and relief when it transpired he was staying at United after all. Read More →
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Ronaldo Says Sorry…Again (and Again and Again…)If, like us, you spent the summer growling and frothing at the mouth every time another Ronaldo-wants-off story appeared (which was about once every five minutes)...
“T-ra Saha!” Balsaman Sold To ToffeemenDoes this mean Berbatov is on the way? United have agreed to sell injury-plagued striker Louis Saha to Everton for an undisclosed fee subject to the 30-year old...
So Long Dong - As We Predicted…Precisely as we predicted in a piece previewing his run out at the Olympics, Dong Fang Zhuo has left Manchester United. Dong, who signed for United in 2004 from...
Vidic: “I Don’t Like Rainy Manchester!” Manutdblogger: “What A Big Girl’s Blouse!”If the Ronaldo and Berbatov sagas this summer have taught us anything, it’s that footballers are self-obsessed, spoilt brats utterly detached from the realities...
Wes Brown Shines In England ShockerUnited’s Wes Brown was arguably his side’s best player in a worryingly disjointed England performance against the Czech Republic at Wembley this evening. The...
Transfer News
Berbatov To United, Campbell To Tottenham - Win-Win For UnitedLike half the sites linked to from Newsnow.co.uk we gave up updating our site after several hours yesterday afternoon - the interest in the frenzied goings on of transfer deadline day was massive and so was the internet traffic. So much so that it crashed our site...
Premier League
Mark Hughes Lines Up Two New Signings: Hubris And NemesisNope - not two outlandishly-named and expensive Brazilians - but a swipe at the increasingly cocksure pronouncements of that bloke we used to think was still...
Robinho and Berbatov - Spot The Difference!Has-been rocker and famous Bitter, Noel Gallagher (whose band Oasis* last made a decent album about a decade ago not that we’ve seen any reduction in his...
Berbatov, Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez - Can They ALL Fit In The Same Side?Like United fans the world over, we’re still giddy with excitement over the arrival of Dimitar Berbatov at the club. After our - by now almost traditional...
Chelsea Are Doomed By City’s Billions - But United Will Be AlrightImagine for a moment the Arabian clown who has just catapulted himself into the English public’s consciousness were in fact being serious with his most recent...
Chelsea Humbled, Ronaldo To City? - A Sign Of Things To ComeWell, Dr. Sulaiman Al Fahim certainly has a sense of humour, so much is clear. Not content with having given United palpitations over the transfer of Dimitar Berbatov,...
Man City To Be Taken Over By United (Group For Development…)After years of satisfying underachievement save the derby debacles of last season, are City set to finally live up to their self-image and become a ‘massive’...
Champions League
Champions League Preview Pt 3: Aalborg BK…Who??Third out of the hat for us were Danish team Aalborg BK. “Who they?”, you ask. As did we. Well, Aalborg are the 2007-2008 Danish Superliga champions - the third time they have won that honour, adding to their titles in 1995 and 1999. The Danes, managed...
Champions League Preview Part 2: Celtic…Beware Shunsuke!Second out of the hat were our friends from Glasgow….Celtic FC. Incredibly, given United’s many connections with both Glasgow clubs, United have only played The Bhoys once before in competitive fixtures - in the Phase 1 matches of the 2006-2007 Champions...
Champions League Preview Part 1: Villareal - Rossi And Arsenal Veterans..First out of the hat for us in the draw for the Champions League first phase was Villareal. United have only met the Spanish side twice before, in the same 1st Phase of the Champions League in fact back in 2005. Let’s hope the matches and our fate in the...
Villareal, Celtic and….uh…Aalborg! Champions League DrawFollow, follow, follow…..cuz United are going to…Glasgow! And Spain. And Denmark. The draw for the first phase of the Champions League has taken place this afternoon in Monaco and United have drawn Celtic, Villareal and Aalborg. (Yep, we’ve no...
Champions Of Europe!VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS HERE Uefa Champions League Final Man Utd 1 Chelsea 1 (United Win 6-5 on Penalties) 21st May 2008 Luzhniki Stadium Moscow Man Utd 1 - Ronaldo 26′ Chelsea 1 - Lampard 45′, (Drogba Sent Off 116′) Fergie has gone some way to cementing...
