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Ronaldo Says Sorry…Again (and Again and Again…)

  If, like us, you spent the summer growling and frothing at the mouth every time another Ronaldo-wants-off story appeared (which was about once every five minutes) - you vowed to never forgive the Portuguese... 

“T-ra Saha!” Balsaman Sold To Toffeemen

Does this mean Berbatov is on the way? United have agreed to sell injury-plagued striker Louis Saha to Everton for an undisclosed fee subject to the 30-year old French striker passing a medical at Goodison. Saha,... 

So Long Dong - As We Predicted…

Precisely as we predicted in a piece previewing his run out at the Olympics, Dong Fang Zhuo has left Manchester United. Dong, who signed for United in 2004 from Dalian Shide, spent the majority of his... 

Vidic: “I Don’t Like Rainy Manchester!” Manutdblogger: “What A Big Girl’s Blouse!”

If the Ronaldo and Berbatov sagas this summer have taught us anything, it’s that footballers are self-obsessed, spoilt brats utterly detached from the realities of the lives of those people who ultimately... 

Wes Brown Shines In England Shocker

United’s Wes Brown was arguably his side’s best player in a worryingly disjointed England performance against the Czech Republic at Wembley this evening. The Czechs took the lead through Milan... 

Silvestre To Arsenal - No, Really! He’s Signed!!

It was somewhat hard to credit when the rumours first surfaced late last night - but, it has happened: it has been confirmed this evening that Mikael Silvestre has signed for Arsenal. Silvestre becomes... 

Delusional Terry: My Strength Of Character Swung It For Me Over Rio

Like many stalwart United fans our interest in the fortunes of the national side comes a very distant second to following our club, so the debate over the award of the England captaincy is of only peripheral... 

Chelsea Crybaby Terry Given The Nod Over United’s Accidental Steward-kicker Ferdinand

England’s Glorious Captain John Terry… Champions League Final bottler John Terry, who cried his eyes out like a toddler following his penalty mishap, has been handed the captain’s armband...